08/28/2026
So, Animal Control called me on Tuesday. There was a momma pig and her 5 piglets that showed up on someone's property on Sunday. Did I have any ideas on how to trap them? I knew that a box trap wouldn't work -- momma is at least 300 pounds. She'd tear it up. And although I don't know much about pigs, the one thing I do know is that if you mess with the piglets, momma will get mad and attack. And you DON'T want to be attacked by a pig! Keep in mind that they eat anything -- including humans, dead or alive! Fortunately, the piglets are still little enough that they are following momma everywhere. We could try the Missy trap (thankfully, we have 2 and the 2nd one is made from 2 Retriever dog kennels). So, I called Laura. Let's just say that her response was something like "now what have you gotten us into??" *sigh*. Sorry! I like a challenge!
So, after dropping kittens off at Kincheloe, we went to Aldi and picked up 6 watermelons and an assortment of other vegetables. Then, we met at the house to assess the situation: Narrow driveway with a drop off on one side (no shoulder on either side); obstacles of trees and the overhang from a shed to get a trailer down the hill to where the pigs are hanging out; we can't dawdle on this because momma pig is attracted to the watermelon that is being fed to the resident chickens (one of the piglets already got stuck trying to get in with them).
So we set the Missy, and talked about the next step. Animal Control had a person with a livestock trailer who would pick them up once we trapped them. So, 9:00 a.m. on Wednesday we would meet to trap.
I called the livestock trailer guy to confirm plans, and also explain about the driveway and layout. His trailer is 24 feet long, plus a big pickup truck. No way. It won't be able to make it up the driveway or be able to turn around. Well, he has a smaller one. Great! Bring the smaller one.
The next morning, at 8:40 a.m., 2 texts came through almost simultaneously. 1 from Animal Control telling me that the deputy who was supposed to come out had been sent home with an injury, and 1 from the guy with the livestock trailer stating that he was sick (very dizzy anytime he stood up), so he couldn't make it. *sigh*. Well, that gave Laura and I time to "tweak" our plans. By the time we finished, we had it perfected, so we went back home. (Oh, we left 6 more watermelons).
I spent all day calling around trying to find someone with a trailer and a farm to take them. I finally found someone with a trailer, but she didn't have an open field on her farm for them. So, I kept calling people and messaging people. I was coming up with the same answer (keep in mind that I was only contacting "sanctuary" types of farms/rescues). I was not getting anywhere. The next morning, I contacted AC again, and put the ball back in their court. They had to find a place for the pigs to go before we could do anything else. Fortunately, the injured deputy was back on duty and got on it! Within a few hours he called me and said he had it all worked out. Someone with a trailer would come once we had them trapped, and take them to his farm. Great!
I called the guy to warn him about the driveway and layout. He said he'd bring his small livestock/horse trailer. Now, I'm a suburbs girl. Tell me that you are bringing a small trailer and I picture a trailer that will hold up to 2 horses. Why in the world would you need anything bigger for 1 pig and 5 piglets, right? He said he'd handle it, whatever the layout. He drove all sizes of trucks all of the time.
So, Laura and I got ourselves ready, put more watermelons in the trap, and waited. It took about 40 minutes for the pigs to show up. (which is how long it had taken the previous 2 days, after we put out watermelons). Momma and 2 piglets went right in. Then the 3rd piglet. But the other 2 had other plans. They were too busy playing to go in the trap. Then they needed a short rest. Then momma came out of the trap. Then the 3 piglets followed. Then momma went back in. Then 4 piglets followed her. FINALLY, the 5th piglet went in. Then we had to wait for them to get away from the door so that they were not blocking it. Finally, I was able to pull the string and they were caught.
I called the trailer guy. He'd be there in about 30 minutes.
After about 25 minutes, momma got restless and picked up one end of the trap! The babies moved to get out, but, fortunately, Laura was watching and she got up and yelled and grabbed a pole and headed towards the trap. Momma put the trap down before there were any escapes. I called the trailer guy and told him to hurry. He was only 3 miles away. Phew!
Well, he showed up with a 14' trailer! He didn't have trouble getting up the driveway, but there was NO WAY it was going to get down to the trap. I called Animal Control. They said that they had a small livestock trailer (what??? Why didn't they tell me this before??? Apparently not all of the AC deputies are trained in driving it. Ok, but....). Well, their "small" trailer is also 14'. So, after giving the trailer guy time to think, we decided that the best thing to do is walk the trap up the hill to the trailer. Fortunately, it's not heavy. While we waited for Animal Control to show up to help, we took a few panels off of the trap to make it more manageable (and lighter). Then the entire Animal Control department showed up!!! (It's not often that they deal with pigs, and since they can be dangerous, it allowed Laura and I to sit back and watch from this point on, although Laura stood by with a net in case any of the piglets escaped).
The team slowly and carefully moved the trap (they couldn't lift it more than 1 or 2 inches from the ground or else they risked escape. Once they got it to the trailer, it took a few minutes of poking and prodding momma to get her to go in the trailer. Then the piglets were added. We were all so relieved when the door was closed!
This was real teamwork!