09/04/2026
Nobody warned me that owning a Cane Corso meant I was also hiring a full-time security detail. 😂
I get up? They get up.
I walk to the kitchen? Everybody’s coming.
I go outside for 30 seconds? Backup required.
I sit down? Suddenly I’m surrounded by 400+ pounds of dogs who apparently have nowhere else to be. 😂
And the best part? They don’t even try to be subtle about it. They just stare at you like:
“Where are WE going?” 👀
There is no “we.” I was literally just getting a drink. 😭😂
Corso owners, tell me I’m not alone — does yours follow you EVERYWHERE too? 👇
🐙 Kraken Kennel
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