Bring Grumpy Cat to Des Moines

10/31/2014

Thanks for all the likes lately, but Grumpy Cat has decided to not come to Des Moines. This page will no longer be updated, but I am keeping it up for posterity!

10/15/2014

Well friends, today is supposedly The Day that Grumpy Town USA is Chosen. We have done our best to convince The Official Grumpy Cat that Des Moines is the most miserable town. I will let you know when I know...

10/13/2014

Perhaps one day, she will be able to say this...

10/10/2014

Grumpy Cat is half the size of a book, yet she will destroy our entire city with Godzilla-like enthusiasm and take the Principal Building down like it is a Pixy Stix filled with gloom.

10/09/2014

Countdown to the Grumpy Town USA Announcement
(5 days, 10 hours, 49 minutes, 1 second)


http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20141015T00&p0=76&msg=Grumpy+Town+USA+Announcement&csz=1

Countdown to Oct 15, 2014. Showing days, hours, minutes and seconds ticking down to 0

10/06/2014

The lowest of insults...

10/02/2014

Straight from local musician Rae Miller, here is Des Moines' Official Grumpy Cat Theme Song! To be played for the crowd of several hundred thousand* attending the Misery Rally... watch, like, share, and thank Rae for her awesome.

* give or take a couple hundred thousand

http://youtu.be/59higyrlbXs

The Grumpy Cat Song by Rae Miller Everyone thinks you're grumpy, But that isn't the case. You just have kind of a resting jerk face! It isn't your fault that...

10/01/2014

Late-breaking news. We now have a proposal of marriage for Ms. Sauce from Mr. Ted E. Bear, a magnificent feline suitor of the DSM area. This is truly the ultimate cap to our planned festivities. Looking forward to the wedding.

09/30/2014

Here is Des Moines' official entry into the contest sponsored by Chronicle Books. Thanks to everyone who has liked this page, every business that has offered to donate services to indulge Ms. Tardar Sauce, and especially to Grumpy Cat herself for considering our meager offerings.

The Official Grumpy Cat, may you choose Des Moines as your next object of extreme disdain in your worldwide campaign for domination. We wait in breathless anticipation of your decision.

09/30/2014

Thanks to Dawn Hay at Back Atcha! bodywork for offering Her Highness Grumpy Cat a kitty massage when she comes to Des Moines. Might momentarily lift her spirits... if possible.

https://www.facebook.com/BackAtchaBodywork

PAIN IS INEVITABLE....SUFFERING IS OPTIONAL!
To schedule please call or text: (515) 867-0830

09/30/2014

Thanks to Bj Hoffman and Honeybadger BBQ for offering to feed Grumpy Cat and her posse if she comes to Des Moines! Cats... like... meats...

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Honeybadger-BBQ/371978779484359

It's all about taking care of the customer, providing the best food along with the best service we can. Let us redefine BBQ for you one bite at a time!

09/30/2014

Thanks to Stephanie Cardwell for offering to give Grumpy Cat her own belly dancing lesson in Des Moines! Simply awful!

Got something to offer? NOW IS THE TIME.