10/21/2026
Happy 4th Birthday to BLUE — aka The Gremlin, aka Rickey’s Bestie, aka Director of Farm Chaos. 💙🎂🐾
Blue found his forever home with us this past summer, and I’m not sure “found his forever home” adequately describes what happened. It was more like we accidentally hired a full-time chaos coordinator for a circus that was already severely understaffed. 😂
And listen… we already had a FARM. We have
goats. Pigs. Donkeys. Cows. Alpacas. Chickens. Emus. A horse. A small army of Frenchies. WE DID NOT NEED A CHAOS CONSULTANT.
Blue disagreed.
In just a few short months, he has established himself as a Grade-A menace with absolutely appalling personal habits. He attacks paper towels like they murdered his family. He barks at leaves, birds, goats, noises, imaginary threats and apparently people who have the audacity to walk through their own damn house. He marks baseboards. He steals toys. Sharing is beneath him.
And then there’s his palate.
Blue enjoys sampling his own s**t. 💩
Theo’s s**t. 💩
Probably anyone’s s**t if the opportunity presents itself. 💩
✨ Farm-to-table, but make it horrifying. ✨
He is gross. He is loud. He is territorial. He is absolutely ridiculous. He has approximately zero redeeming manners.
And somehow… we absolutely freaking adore him. ❤️
Especially Rickey. Those two are obsessed with each other, and I’m fairly certain Blue just tolerates the rest of us. 🤷♀️
So happy 4th birthday, Blue. 💙 You came into a family that was already a three-ring circus and somehow said, “Cute. But I think we can make this much worse.”
Mission accomplished, buddy.
You’re safe. You’re loved. You’re ours. And we wouldn’t trade your nasty little gremlin soul for anything. 😂💙🐾
Happy Birthday, Chaos Creator. 🎂