Harris Poop Patrol

04/28/2026

🚨 Chickamauga & Ringgold friends! 🚨

We’ve got just a few spots left on our schedule for p**p scooping 🐶💩

If your yard is ready for a cleanup (or way past ready 😅), now’s the time to get on the books!

Let us handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a clean, fresh yard again 🙌

✔ Reliable
✔ Thorough
✔ Kennel-grade disinfecting available

📅 Spots are filling fast—message us to claim yours!

Harris P**p Patrol — on duty for DOODY 💪

**pPatrol

04/15/2026

“Hi… I made a mess… but don’t worry… my humans called the professionals 😌🐶💩”

Let’s be honest…
Your yard should look like THIS 👇
✔️ Clean
✔️ Safe
✔️ Ready for playtime

Not like a hidden minefield 💣😂

That’s where Harris P**p Patrol comes in…

We scoop it.
We remove it.
We sanitize it.
We leave your yard fresh and worry-free.

So your pups can run…
…and you don’t have to watch every step 👀

Serving North Georgia & Chattanooga
“On duty for DOODY” 💩🐾

Message us to get started!

**pPatrol

03/27/2026

🚨🚨 NEW RECRUITS ON DUTY 🚨🚨

Y’all… meet Clyde & Keira 🐾

Clyde = Security Supervisor (self-appointed)
Keira = Yard Inspector (VERY thorough… maybe too thorough 😅)

Let’s just say…
👉 They don’t miss a thing
👉 And unfortunately… neither does their yard 😬💩

Good news though…
Harris P**p Patrol is officially on the case. 🫡

Because let’s be honest—
Nobody wants to play “dodge the landmines” in their own backyard 💣🐕

We scoop it.
We bag it.
We sanitize it.
We save your shoes. 🙌

📍Serving North Georgia & Chattanooga
💩 One yard at a time

👇👇👇
Drop your dog’s name below (and their “special talent” 😂)

**pPatrol

03/13/2026

02/09/2026

Be honest… how long has it been since your yard was scooped? 👀💩

Most homes need:
🐾 Weekly service for 1 dog
🐾 Twice weekly for multiple dogs

No judgment. Just clean yards.
📞 423-488-6885
Harris P**p Patrol

02/05/2026

Hey neighbors: a quick winter yard reminder

Cold weather doesn’t make dog p**p disappear (I wish 😅).

A lot of folks wait until spring, but here’s why staying on top of it even in winter actually matters:

• Bacteria and parasites don’t freeze
• Snow melt turns old waste into muddy messes
• Cleaner yards = safer spaces for pets and kids

Not trying to sell — just sharing a heads-up since we see this every year.

Hope this helps someone avoid a springtime surprise 👀🐾

02/02/2026

😂🐶 Leroy vs. The P**p Thief 🐶😂

Meet Leroy.
Good boy. Loyal guard dog.
Absolutely confused about why a stranger is stealing his… yard treasures. 💩

Leroy stood there like:
👀 “Ma’am… I put those there on purpose.”
😐 “That was a LOT of work.”
🤨 “Is this some kind of prank?”

Sorry, buddy — when Harris P**p Patrol shows up, the p**p disappears.
Even if Leroy doesn’t approve of the operation. 😆

Clean yard ✔️
Concerned dog ✔️
Job well done ✔️

📞 423-488-6885
Harris P**p Patrol — on duty for DOODY 💪💩

(P.S. Leroy forgave me. Eventually.)

01/30/2026

👋 Meet the face behind Harris P**p Patrol👋

Hi, I’m Samantha Harris— and these are my two supervisors.
They don’t scoop… but they definitely judge. 😆🐶🐶

I started Harris P**p Patrol because I love dogs, I love helping people, and I saw a real need right here in our local community. Life is busy. Yards get overwhelming. And nobody wants to spend their free time picking up p**p.

So I do it for you.

This is a small, local, owner-operated business — which means when you call, text, or message, you’re talking directly to me. I show up, I care about your yard, and I treat your pets like my own (even the suspicious ones).

Thanks for supporting local and trusting me with your yard 💛

📞 423-488-6885
Harris P**p Patrol — on duty for DOODY 💩💪

01/27/2026

🎂 National Chocolate Cake Day 🎂

If it’s in your kitchen — eat it.
If it’s in your yard — call us.

Because one mistake ruins everything. 😬
📞 423-488-6885
Harris P**p Patrol — on duty for DOODY

01/26/2026

✨ THIS is why we do it. ✨

Clean yard ✔️
Happy pets ✔️
Kids playing freely ✔️

Thank you, Sandy, for the kind words and trust!

📞 423-488-6885
Harris P**p Patrol — on duty for DOODY

01/21/2026

Cold weather does NOT make p**p disappear ❄️💩
It piles up, spreads bacteria, and turns your yard into a springtime nightmare.

Let us stay ahead of it for you so you don’t have to.
📞 423-488-6885
Harris P**p Patrol — on duty for DOODY