10/23/2026
Do any of these sound familiar???
Has the impulse control of a crackhead at a slot machine.
Knows his name, knows exactly what you’re asking, and chooses to act like you’ve never met.
Greets every visitor like they’ve been deployed overseas for 14 years and just made it home.
God forbid another dog walks by, because apparently we’re now fighting for the rights to the last remaining female on Earth.
Cage aggression reminding you of an inmates from guantanamo.
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