06/05/2026
Professional pet sitter update:
Day 1: Fed the cats.
Day 2: Confirmed there are still cats in the house.
Day 3: Beginning to suspect I'm just leaving food out for tiny furry ghosts.
I've cleaned litter boxes, refreshed water, and spoken encouraging words into empty rooms. Occasionally I spot a tail disappearing around a corner, which is apparently the feline equivalent of a signed attendance sheet.
2/3 cats seen and One with Zero visibility. 🐱👻