Scoop-N-Poops

04/26/2026

03/05/2026

03/05/2026

The guy I pay to stop by once a week to pick up p**p in my backyard just realized that I don't have pets... 🤣😂🤪

02/09/2026

Subject: Urgent Feline Alert – Notorious Catnip Peddler on the Prowl

Attention all residents,

Please be advised that a particularly crafty and disreputable feline is currently at large in our community. This smooth-talking, tail-flicking outlaw has been identified as the primary supplier of low-grade, black-market catnip to unsuspecting local house cats. His wares are known to cause excessive zoomies, questionable midnight yowling, and an alarming tendency to knock over water glasses.

Be warned: this cat is no ordinary alley prowler. He is clad in a mysterious ensemble that lends him both an air of menace and a flair for the dramatic. Approach is strongly discouraged, as his charm and cunning are as dangerous as his claws.

If spotted, please retreat indoors immediately, secure all windows, and alert the Neighborhood Watch. Under no circumstances should you offer him treats, scratches, or a place to nap—this only emboldens his illicit operations.

Stay vigilant, and may your yarn balls remain untangled.

01/31/2026

Help them stay warm and cozy during the chilly weather.

08/05/2025

🧬 Luna’s DNA Results Are In! 🧬
(formerly Anemone — one of the Chihuahua mama’s pups!)

You all guessed it… but did anyone guess this mix of breeds? 😲
Our sweet Luna is a 7-breed blend of sass, smarts, and surprise:

🥇 37.9% Chihuahua
🥈 14.7% American Pit Bull Terrier
🥉 12.1% Poodle (Small)
➕ 11.2% Supermutt (with traces of Australian Cattle Dog, Chow Chow & German Shepherd)
🐾 10.3% Rottweiler
🐾 7.4% Australian Shepherd
🐾 6.4% Boxer

Who knew so much personality could come in such a tiny package? 🐾💕

📩 Got an EPCCR alum with DNA results? Send us their info to be featured!

08/04/2025