06/11/2026
Had a bit of a rude awakening this morning when I stepped out onto the porch and found random turds out there 😩😒.
Not sure what decided to unload up here, but I don’t think it was our cats. There was a strong smell of skunk this morning, but I’ve never actually seen one near the house before. I have seen possums on the top porch and raccoons on the bottom porch before though, so my guess is it belongs to one of those critters.
What say y’all? Who is our phantom sh*tter? 👻 💩