05/27/2026
This... ASS has been unaccounted for most of the afternoon. I spent 2 hours tossing my house like I was looking for drugs. Even stopped a load of laundry mid cycle and splashed through there after an especially horrific intrusive thought. 🥴 Silas is a ✨️Big Boy✨️; there are only so many places a cat this size can hide. So, I'm checking all the exterior cameras. I'm crawling under outbuildings. Finally he just APPEARS in the hallway like it's a dang spawn point. 😭 Look at this smug bastard; absolutely no cares that he is the reason I started drinking at 3pm on a Wednesday.