Osiris & Ra

Osiris & Ra Hairless. Shameless. Slightly famous. Wrinkles + Attitude + Chaos. Tap follow. You know you want to.

😜πŸ€ͺπŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜‹ The washer and oven beeps went off at the same time. γ‚šviralγ‚·
09/12/2026

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The washer and oven beeps went off at the same time.

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09/11/2026

Cat steaks!
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08/23/2026

Yes, the cat has hands! Hahahaha!!! Watch closely.

IF YOU MISS IT WATCH AGAIN!

Dalton Aint worried but he oughtta be...

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere when cats have hands they are taking over the world.

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Summer time........
08/16/2026

Summer time........

Gotta have the feets outside of the blanket.
06/21/2026

Gotta have the feets outside of the blanket.

OoopeπŸ‘Ώ
06/14/2026

Ooope

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The Cat With the Hands: Phase OneOsiris: The plan is progressing nicely.Me: What plan?Osiris: World domination, obviousl...
06/11/2026

The Cat With the Hands: Phase One

Osiris: The plan is progressing nicely.

Me: What plan?

Osiris: World domination, obviously. First, we convinced humans to feed us. Then we convinced them to clean our litter boxes. Now comes the final stage...

Me: And what's that?

Osiris: Human transportation.

Me: That's not a thing.

Osiris: Observe.

Leaps onto shoulders.

Osiris: Forward, steed. The zucchini require inspection.

Me: You're a cat.

Osiris: Incorrect. I am management.

Five minutes later...

Osiris: Slower. I must evaluate the squash.

Me: You haven't walked a single step yourself.

Osiris: Why would I? I have hands now.

Me: You do not have hands.

Osiris: Then explain why you're carrying me through the garden while I supervise.

Me: πŸ™„

Osiris: Excellent. Next, we shall inspect the tomatoes. Then perhaps conquer a neighboring kingdom.

Me: You mean the backyard.

Osiris: The backyard... for now. πŸ˜ΌπŸŒ±πŸ‘‘

06/07/2026

The Pissy Face of the year award goes to.....

Ra!!!

Extra toes means extra clippings. He hates every second of it.

Just look at that face. 😾

He bags himself. πŸ’β€β™€οΈ
06/05/2026

He bags himself. πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

06/02/2026

🫠🫠🫠 literally melting 🫠🫠🫠

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