Creed Dee Cat

Creed Dee Cat I'm a fu***ng cat. I speak my mind. I sleep 23 1/2 hours a day. If you are offended by a cat who speaks her mind, then this fu***ng isn't for you.

05/14/2021

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03/31/2019

If Alabama could win a NIT game, hell their fans may roll Toomer's corner. P.S. we're not gonna talk about Kentucky. Ok? Ok.

Now that the Zags are out, I got it on good authority from the Big Man (no, not Clarence) that we are beating Auburn.
03/31/2019

Now that the Zags are out, I got it on good authority from the Big Man (no, not Clarence) that we are beating Auburn.

03/31/2019

What you fu***rs looking at? Kentucky still in the tournament.

11/03/2018

Me and the Big Man (no, not Clarence) enjoying the Kentucky Wildcats game. He won't tell me who is going to win. But you know me Go Cats.

09/03/2017
  to when I went to this 80s party with Kevin, he had zipper parachute pants and I had big hair. Needless to say, up her...
06/30/2017

to when I went to this 80s party with Kevin, he had zipper parachute pants and I had big hair. Needless to say, up here the Big Man (No, not Clarence) keeps us on a tight dress and grooming code. You wouldn't believe what Ronnie Van Zant looks like! ! He hates it when I pass him on the street and I yell that.

Today is the 8th year anniversary of no little boy being molested at Michael Jackson's house. Just saying. By The way, I...
06/26/2017

Today is the 8th year anniversary of no little boy being molested at Michael Jackson's house. Just saying. By The way, I ain't seen him up here, I wonder if...nope, The Big Man (No, not Clarence) says he didn't make the cut. Seems more than his hair is on fire now.

06/26/2017

Forgot about the tonight. The Big Man (No, not Clarence) asked me to work security at the gate tonight so I can't watch, but I am curious, does Hootie still count? I mean, country music isn't exactly Black entertainment.

06/24/2017

For those of you who have missed me spewing straight up facts, guess what Bi***es, I'm back. Got my own cell phone finally. Eleven months waiting period for cell phones is fu***ng ridiculous. But that's fine I got my girl Lakethia holding things down on the blue sphere. Meanwhile I'm kind of a big deal up here. Seems the Big Man (no, not Clarence) sends me to initiate all of the other cats who were fortunate enough to make it, and by they way, two facts for ya. #1 dey ain't no rainbow bridge and #2 most all dogs go to hell. Later, turds.

Those Kentucky Wildcats put it on all you Bammers. Me and the big man (no not Clarence) went to this sports bar where th...
02/12/2017

Those Kentucky Wildcats put it on all you Bammers. Me and the big man (no not Clarence) went to this sports bar where they had two for one drink specials and watched the game. Currently watching Golden State, that's the big man's team. He just jumps on bandwagons when they come by.

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