Turd Toters LLC

Turd Toters LLC Locally owned by a lifelong Columbia County resident, we’re a Licensed, Bonded, & Insured small business cleaning up after your Fur Babies!
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We’re committed to safe, odor-free yards & customer satisfaction. Our Days Are Crappy So Yours Don’t Have To Be! For both Residential & Commercial clients, Turd Toters LLC offers pet waste removal services for your yards, lawns, and business grounds and parks. Our dog p**p cleaning service can provide you with an efficient and convenient way to keep your yard and outdoor areas clean and free from

pet waste. This can help reduce the amount of time you spend scooping p**p and cleaning up messes, as well as help reduce the unpleasant smell that often accompanies pet waste. With our professional services, you can rest assured that the job is being done right and that all pet waste is being properly disposed of. We are a locally owned and operated small business that looks forward to the opportunity to earn your trust and patronage.

🤔 WOULD YOU RATHER? 🤔━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Happy Friday from Turd Toters! Time for your weekly Would You Rather 👇WOULD YO...
09/04/2026

🤔 WOULD YOU RATHER? 🤔
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Happy Friday from Turd Toters! Time for your weekly Would You Rather 👇

WOULD YOU RATHER:

🧦 A) Step in dog p**p in your socks on the way to the bathroom at 2 AM

🚪 B) Discover your dog p**ped in the house RIGHT before guests arrive with zero time to clean

Drop your answer in the comments! Let's see which one wins 😱

(Both are preventable with Turd Toters, just saying.)

🐾 Turd Toters | Martinez, GA — Professional Pet Waste Removal.

📋 TURD TOTERS FIELD NOTES 📋━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━FIELD NOTE #001Location: Martinez, GACase: The "Barely Goes" Situa...
09/03/2026

📋 TURD TOTERS FIELD NOTES 📋
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FIELD NOTE #001
Location: Martinez, GA
Case: The "Barely Goes" Situation

CLIENT CLAIM: "Our dog barely goes. The yard should be pretty clean."

FIELD ASSESSMENT: Turd Toters operatives conducted a thorough grid-pattern survey of the premises.

FINDINGS: 23 individual deposits discovered across 6 distinct zones. A secondary concentration was identified near the garden shed — a preferred location the homeowner was unaware of.

CONCLUSION: The dog goes a normal amount. The homeowner's definition of "barely" requires recalibration.

Case Status: CLOSED ✅
Dog's Alibi: Irrelevant. They all go this much.

🐾 Turd Toters | Martinez, GA — We find what you didn't know was there.

💩 P**P POLL 💩━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━It's Wednesday — time for your weekly P**p Poll!THE QUESTION:You're walking through your bac...
09/02/2026

💩 P**P POLL 💩
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It's Wednesday — time for your weekly P**p Poll!

THE QUESTION:
You're walking through your backyard barefoot in the dark...
You feel something. Soft. Warm.

Do you:
👟 A) Jump, scream, and immediately call Turd Toters
💡 B) Turn on the flashlight, assess the situation, and STILL call Turd Toters

Comment A or B below! 👇

(There's a right answer here. You know what it is.)

🐾 Turd Toters — Professional Pet Waste Removal | Martinez, GA

**pPoll

💡 TURD TIP TUESDAY 💡━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━TIP #1: The Invisible P**p Problem 🌿Ever noticed p**p just… disappears into ta...
09/01/2026

💡 TURD TIP TUESDAY 💡
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TIP #1: The Invisible P**p Problem 🌿

Ever noticed p**p just… disappears into tall grass? You walk the yard, don't see anything, and assume you're good.

You're not good.

Dog waste hides in grass like a world-class professional. It flattens, it blends, and bakes in the Georgia sun into what we in the industry call "landmines."

Here's what to do:
✅ Mow before you scoop — shorter grass means visible waste
✅ Walk a grid pattern, not a random route
✅ After rain: wait 24 hours then check thoroughly
✅ Or… just let Turd Toters handle it. That's literally what we do.

A clean yard isn't just prettier — it's safer for your kids, your pets, and your neighbors.

📍 Serving Martinez, GA and surrounding areas
🐾 Turd Toters — Professional Pet Waste Management

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🐾 BACKYARD CONFESSION 🐾━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Name: BrutusBreed: Golden Retriever MixAge: 3 | Personality: Sweet angel (al...
08/31/2026

🐾 BACKYARD CONFESSION 🐾
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Name: Brutus
Breed: Golden Retriever Mix
Age: 3 | Personality: Sweet angel (allegedly)
Backyard Problem: Committed

My human said he'd clean the yard "this weekend."

That was four weekends ago.

I'm not naming names. But his name rhymes with "Shmavin." The back corner? A crime scene. I've done my part — I show up consistently, twice a day, rain or shine. He? Has not shown up.

I am MORTIFIED.

Turd Toters — please save us both. 🙏

📍 Martinez, GA | Serving the CSRA
🌿 Pet Waste Removal that actually shows up.

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BACKYARD CONFESSIONSFiled by: Tater Tot, age 1Junior Yard InternInside messes get cleaned right away.Backyard: unchanged...
08/03/2026

BACKYARD CONFESSIONS
Filed by: Tater Tot, age 1
Junior Yard Intern
Inside messes get cleaned right away.
Backyard: unchanged. Three weeks running.
I am new here. Something seems off.
Turd Toters — Keeping your yard fresh.

BACKYARD CONFESSIONSFiled by: Lady Fluffington, age 9Retired Backyard SupervisorI used to set standards.At nine, I have ...
07/27/2026

BACKYARD CONFESSIONS
Filed by: Lady Fluffington, age 9
Retired Backyard Supervisor
I used to set standards.
At nine, I have chosen peace.
The record should show: I tried.
Turd Toters — Keeping your yard fresh.

🐾 Would You Rather: Dog Owner Edition 🐾Step on a hidden backyard landmine in your brand-new shoes 👟💩...OR 🧹Sign up for T...
07/24/2026

🐾 Would You Rather: Dog Owner Edition 🐾

Step on a hidden backyard landmine in your brand-new shoes 👟💩...
OR 🧹
Sign up for Turd Toters and NEVER play that game again?

Easy answer. 😄

Ready to protect your shoes AND your sanity? Give us a call!
📍 Serving Martinez, GA & surrounding areas

📋 Turd Toters Field Notes🚨 SAFETY INSPECTION REPORT📍 Zone: Backyard — High Traffic Area👣 Hazard Type: Barefoot Threat Le...
07/23/2026

📋 Turd Toters Field Notes

🚨 SAFETY INSPECTION REPORT
📍 Zone: Backyard — High Traffic Area
👣 Hazard Type: Barefoot Threat Level — CRITICAL
🔍 Findings: Multiple uncharted deposits identified near patio
⚠️ Status Upon Arrival: Do NOT walk without shoes
☑️ Post-Service Status: All hazards removed. Barefoot clearance granted.

Yard returned to full civilian use. No flip-flops were harmed.

Inspection complete. Yard secured. 🙌

Is your backyard currently barefoot-safe? Rate your yard's danger level below! 👇

🗳️ P**p Poll!Your dog just came in from the backyard. You hear the footsteps. You look down. 😱What's your reaction?A) 😤 ...
07/22/2026

🗳️ P**p Poll!

Your dog just came in from the backyard. You hear the footsteps. You look down. 😱

What's your reaction?

A) 😤 Dead stop — "Don't. Move."
B) 🧽 Grab every cleaning supply in the house
C) 😭 Sit down and cry for a second
D) 📞 Call Turd Toters so it never happens again

Keep it outside. Keep it clean. Drop your answer below! 👇

**pPoll

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Augusta, GA
30907

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 6pm
Tuesday 9am - 6pm
Wednesday 9am - 6pm
Thursday 9am - 6pm
Friday 9am - 6pm

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+17068336481

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