Crazy Cooter’s Reptile Emporium

06/13/2026

Temporary Housemate

06/12/2026

Can I pet that Beardie? 🦎
Sugar getting walked and did her business in the grass!

06/05/2026

Walking out of my shop without paying for the things you take, is stealing. Unacceptable. Don't be alarmed when you see your pictures posted throughout the flea market.

You knew it was wrong and still did it. No respect.
No class.

06/04/2026

Good morning girls 🥰 Cowhide & Whiskey named after the best Boutique! Cowhide & Whiskey Boutique

06/04/2026

06/04/2026

Morning rounds 🐇

06/01/2026

🐊 RIVER just surfaced in Florida… and honestly, this one feels prehistoric.

13 feet of pure Everglades muscle, silently moving through the dark waters near Lake Okeechobee — tracked at 8:19 PM today.

What makes it unsettling?

The last recorded ping came from the Kissimmee River back on April 3rd… and now this massive alligator has suddenly appeared near Clewiston like it’s been traveling unseen through Florida’s waterways the entire time.

Florida waters already carry that eerie atmosphere — blackwater canals, endless marshes, hidden mangroves, morning fog drifting across the surface, and the feeling that something enormous could be sitting just beneath the waterline without making a sound.

Now imagine knowing a reptile this massive is somewhere nearby...

Nobody’s sounding alarms… but people around the lake are definitely looking at the water a little differently tonight.

Because sometimes it’s not about what you can see in the water…

it’s about what’s been watching from below the whole time.

Welcome to Florida — where the swamps run deep, the water stays dark, and something ancient just checked in. 🌴🐊🌊

05/31/2026

Happy 21st Birthday to Jayson Murray, Crazy Cooter style! 🎉🥃 Glad we got to see you on your BDay Bud!

05/30/2026

It’s PARTY day for a special Crazy Cooter’s Reptile Emporium kiddo! Let’s get down with the reptiles for some Birthday Party FUN! 🎉 🐍 🦎

05/27/2026

Fur Babies ☀️ Breakfast is served