08/20/2026
Yes!! So very true. đŻđŸđ
Dog doesnât want a stranger touching them: âNeeds socialisation.â
Human doesnât want a stranger touching them: âReasonable boundary.â
Dog doesnât like every dog they meet: âNot friendly.â
Human dislikes approximately 74% of the people they meet: âGood judge of character.â
Dog barks because someone unexpectedly walks into their house: âTerritorial.â
Human hears a noise downstairs at 2am: Turns on every light in the house and investigates while holding an object that was absolutely not designed for self-defence.
Dog gets overwhelmed at a busy café full of people, children, dogs, food and noise:
âHe needs to learn how to behave.â
Human gets overwhelmed in IKEA on a Saturday: Completely understandable. Possibly grounds for medical leave.
Dog growls when uncomfortable: âDominant.â
Human says âDONâT TOUCH MEâ: Clear communication. Boundary successfully established.
Dog has one bad interaction and remembers that type of dog forever: âReactive.â
Human has one bad experience with a cat: Hates all cats forever.
Dog loses their mind because the postman comes every single day and somehow STILL refuses to learn his lesson: âProblem barking.â
Human watches the same neighbour park slightly over the line every day: Has been documenting it photographically since March and is âjust keeping a record.â
Dog doesn't immediately come when called because they're halfway through smelling something interesting: âStubborn. Knows exactly what he's doing.â
Human hears their name being called from another room: Remains completely silent in the hope that whoever it is will solve the problem themselves.
Dog gets nervous at the vet after previously having something unpleasant done there: âHe knows there's nothing to be scared of.â
Human has one uncomfortable dental procedure in 2009: Hasn't been back since.
Sometimes dogs aren't the weird ones