09/04/2026
It’s me, Tailgate, and this is what I did today.
1. Tried to make this mummy wrap look fashionable.
2. Walked like a pirate.
3. Pooped in the den.
4. Was disappointed no one stepped in it.
5. Stood still when Mom added the baby sock.
6. Threw an epic level tantrum when she didn’t take it off.
7. Watched Wheel of Fortune.
8. Threw up because the wheel gave me motion sickness.
9. Found a mirror.
10. Spent the rest of the day staring at one handsome fellow.