04/23/2026
Dad thought he was clever and that he could get me to stop eating socks by tying said socks to my mouth…..he was wrong and that didn’t take long! He says socks are bad for my tummy and give me the squirts, but DAMN they sure are good! Nothing like a good ol’ dirty sock for dessert after my kibble! Yuuuummmmyyy!
How many of my Bernie Bros out there eat socks like me??? Like not chew on em’, eat em whole? Make yourselves known…..
