Pooch Troop Pet Waste Mgt

Pooch Troop Pet Waste Mgt Pooch Troop Pet Waste Management provides reliable, eco-friendly pet waste removal services for homes, businesses, and communities in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Our team takes care of the p**p, so you can focus on the good stuff. Schedule a weekly service

08/14/2026

🧠 Do you have Chore Amnesia?

You know…
You meant to pick up the dog p**p.

You thought about it.

You forgot.

Then suddenly it’s Saturday…
and your yard looks like a minefield. 💩😂

THE CURE?

Don’t remember.

DON’T HAVE TO.

🐶💩 Pooch Troop Pet Waste Mgt does it for you! Every week!

$69/month
✅ 4 weekly p**p pickups
✅ Every week
✅ One less chore to remember

Your future self will thank you.

👉 Sign up online at poochtroop.net

08/04/2026

🚨 Your dog may have moves... but their backyard "deposits" aren't nearly as entertaining. 💩😂

Stop spending your weekends dodging landmines or cleaning up after your pup. Let Pooch Troop Pet Waste Management do the dirty work while you enjoy a clean, p**p-free yard.

✅ 4 weekly cleanups for just $69/month 🐾 Reliable, professional, and hassle-free.

poochtroop.net and signup today online to reserve your spot on our schedule

Life's too short to scoop p**p. We'll handle it so you don't have to!

📲 Message us today or book your cleanup! 5053014740

07/26/2026

💩 Stop spending your weekends cleaning up the yard.

For just $69/month, Pooch Troop will handle the dirty work with 4 weekly cleanups—so you can spend more time enjoying your yard and less time dodging surprises. 🐶

✔️ Weekly service
✔️ Reliable & professional
✔️ Just $69/month

Your dog deserves a clean yard... and you deserve one too.

📲 Sign up today and let Pooch Troop take it from here!

07/06/2026

"The best thing I buy for my dog isn't his food... or his toys."

It's having someone else scoop the p**p.

I used to think pet waste removal was something only lazy people paid for.

Now? I'd cancel a few subscriptions before I'd cancel this one.

Because my dog gets a clean, safe yard every week. ✔️ No p**p to step in. ✔️ No embarrassing backyard when friends come over. ✔️ No wasting my Saturday with a scoop and bag.

For just $69/month, Pooch Troop keeps your yard clean so you can spend more time actually enjoying it with your dog.

Your dog deserves a clean yard. You deserve your weekends back.

🐾 Weekly service starts at $69/month.

Book your first cleanup today!

poochtroop.net to signup online

07/03/2026

I was wrong. 🤷‍♀️

I thought pet waste cleanup was an unnecessary luxury... until I came home from vacation to a yard full of dog p**p. 😳

Now I happily pay $69/month for weekly service, and it's one less thing on my to-do list.

✔️ Clean yard
✔️ More free time
✔️ No more dreaded p**p patrol on the weekends

Message us today and let Pooch Troop take one dirty job off your plate. 🐾

poochtroop.net to signup and onboard


07/03/2026

🚨 Stop wasting your Saturdays picking up dog p**p.

Seriously... why are you spending your weekend doing a chore you could outsource for less than the cost of a dinner out?

Your time is worth more than a scooping p**p in your yard. Spend it with your family, relaxing in the pool, watching the game, or doing literally anything else.

🐶 Pooch Troop takes care of the dirty work so you don't have to.

✅ Weekly yard cleanup ✅ Reliable, professional service ✅ Starting at just $69/month

Take back your weekends. We'll handle the mess.

📩 Send us a message or sign up today and enjoy a cleaner yard without lifting a p**per scooper! poochtroop.net and signup online now. 5053014740 for questions

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04/28/2026

The moment I found the cure… to chore amnesia 👀

It’s called not doing it yourself 😌

Somewhere between “I’ll do it later” and “how did it get this bad”… life got busy.

And your backyard? Yeah… not so much.
That’s where we come in.

Pooch Troop handles the dirty work so you can get back to loving your dog—not cleaning up after them.

✨ Weekly cleanups
✨ No more guilt, no more mess
✨ Just a fresh yard and a happy pup

Spring special: $69/month for 4 weekly visits 🐾

Because forgetting chores shouldn’t come with consequences 😉

poochtroop.net and sign up today

**perscooper

04/28/2026

The moment I found the cure… to chore amnesia 👀

It’s called not doing it yourself 😌

Somewhere between “I’ll do it later” and “how did it get this bad”… life got busy. And your backyard? Yeah… not so much.

That’s where we come in.

Pooch Troop handles the dirty work so you can get back to loving your dog—not cleaning up after them.

✨ Weekly cleanups
✨ No more guilt, no more mess
✨ Just a fresh yard and a happy pup
Spring special: $69/month for 4 weekly visits 🐾

Because forgetting chores shouldn’t come with consequences 😉

**perscooper

04/27/2026

That’s where we come in. Pooch Troop is your luxury, done-for-you pet waste service—so you can enjoy the beautiful parts without the mess.

✨ Weekly service
✨ Discreet, professional care
✨ Designed for homeowners who expect more

Spring Special: $69/month for 4 cleanups

Because your dog deserves the best…
and so does your yard.
👉 Sign up in minutes at poochtroop.net

04/25/2026

Pooch Troop handles the not-so-cute part of dog parenthood for your babies — so you can get back to belly rubs and being adorable. Hire us this spring for a weekly pet waste removal service.

✨ Spring Special: $69/month
✔️ 4 cleanups (once a week)
✔️ No mess. No stress. Just vibes.
Sign up is stupid easy 👉 poochtroop.net

Btw Shes the baby… not the cleanup crew 😉

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