Pooch Troop Pet Waste Mgt

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Pooch Troop Pet Waste Mgt Pooch Troop Pet Waste Management provides reliable, eco-friendly pet waste removal services for homes, businesses, and communities in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Our team takes care of the p**p, so you can focus on the good stuff. Schedule a weekly service

10/23/2026

🌿 Just trying to find your zen… until you almost step in dog 💩. 😭🐾

Nothing ruins a peaceful walk through your yard faster than a surprise landmine!

Let Pooch Troop handle the dirty work so you can enjoy your yard without watching every step. 🐶💩

✨ Just $69/month for 4 weekly cleanups!

🐾 More relaxing mornings
🌿 A cleaner, p**p-free yard
🧘‍♀️ Less stress. More zen.

📍 Albuquerque pet parents, your yard deserves a little peace of mind!

👉 Sign up online at PoochTroop.net and let us scoop the stress away...all month long!

10/13/2026

🍂🐾 ALBUQUERQUE, FALL IS FOR PUMPKIN SPICE… NOT P**P IN YOUR GRASS! 💩😂

The leaves are falling, the temps are dropping, and your dog is still leaving little surprises all over your yard. 🍁🐶

This fall, let Pooch Troop handle the dirty work so you can enjoy your backyard without the unwanted landmines!

🐾 JUST $69/MONTH 💩 4 weekly yard cleanups 🌿 A cleaner yard, happier paws, and more time to enjoy your outdoor space!

You love your dog. You just don't love what they leave behind. 😉🐕

🍂 Fall into a cleaner yard! Sign up online today at poochtroop.net and let us scoop the p**p while you enjoy the season.

🚨🌶️ ALBUQUERQUE! WE LOVE OUR BURQUE DOGS… BUT NOT WHAT THEY LEAVE BEHIND! 💩😂Duke City, let’s talk about the real backyar...
10/06/2026

🚨🌶️ ALBUQUERQUE! WE LOVE OUR BURQUE DOGS… BUT NOT WHAT THEY LEAVE BEHIND! 💩😂

Duke City, let’s talk about the real backyard disaster. 👀🐕

Your pup is living their best life in the yard, but those little 💩 landmines? They’re NOT part of the New Mexico landscape! 🌵🤣

💥 FOR JUST $69/MONTH, POOCH TROOP WILL CLEAN UP YOUR CRAP!

🐾 4 weekly yard cleanups
💩 No more dodging doggy doo
🩴 No more stepping in a backyard surprise
😎 Just a clean yard you can actually enjoy!

You bring the green chile. 🌶️ We’ll bring the p**p bags. 😂

👇 Albuquerque, Rio Rancho & nearby dog parents — let us take the 💩 off your hands!

📲 BOOK YOUR CLEANUPS TODAY! Your nose (and your shoes) will thank you. 🙌🐾

poochtroop.net to get started

09/19/2026

💩 🌧️ Dog P**P Cleanup SHOULD NOT BE A WEEKEND CHORE! Especially after it rains 😜

You’ve got enough on your to-do list.

So let us handle the dirty work. 🐾

For just $69/month, Pooch Troop comes to your yard EVERY WEEK and takes the p**p with us.

That’s:
🐶 4 weekly yard cleanups
💩 No stepping in surprises
🌿 No spending your Saturday with a p**per scooper
😎 One less chore to think about

$69/month. 4 visits. Zero p**p guilt.

Your dog makes it.
We take it.

👉 Sign up online at poochtroop.net

08/14/2026

🧠 Do you have Chore Amnesia?

You know…
You meant to pick up the dog p**p.

You thought about it.

You forgot.

Then suddenly it’s Saturday…
and your yard looks like a minefield. 💩😂

THE CURE?

Don’t remember.

DON’T HAVE TO.

🐶💩 Pooch Troop Pet Waste Mgt does it for you! Every week!

$69/month
✅ 4 weekly p**p pickups
✅ Every week
✅ One less chore to remember

Your future self will thank you.

👉 Sign up online at poochtroop.net

07/06/2026

"The best thing I buy for my dog isn't his food... or his toys."

It's having someone else scoop the p**p.

I used to think pet waste removal was something only lazy people paid for.

Now? I'd cancel a few subscriptions before I'd cancel this one.

Because my dog gets a clean, safe yard every week. ✔️ No p**p to step in. ✔️ No embarrassing backyard when friends come over. ✔️ No wasting my Saturday with a scoop and bag.

For just $69/month, Pooch Troop keeps your yard clean so you can spend more time actually enjoying it with your dog.

Your dog deserves a clean yard. You deserve your weekends back.

🐾 Weekly service starts at $69/month.

Book your first cleanup today!

poochtroop.net to signup online

07/03/2026

I was wrong. 🤷‍♀️

I thought pet waste cleanup was an unnecessary luxury... until I came home from vacation to a yard full of dog p**p. 😳

Now I happily pay $69/month for weekly service, and it's one less thing on my to-do list.

✔️ Clean yard
✔️ More free time
✔️ No more dreaded p**p patrol on the weekends

Message us today and let Pooch Troop take one dirty job off your plate. 🐾

poochtroop.net to signup and onboard


07/03/2026

🚨 Stop wasting your Saturdays picking up dog p**p.

Seriously... why are you spending your weekend doing a chore you could outsource for less than the cost of a dinner out?

Your time is worth more than a scooping p**p in your yard. Spend it with your family, relaxing in the pool, watching the game, or doing literally anything else.

🐶 Pooch Troop takes care of the dirty work so you don't have to.

✅ Weekly yard cleanup ✅ Reliable, professional service ✅ Starting at just $69/month

Take back your weekends. We'll handle the mess.

📩 Send us a message or sign up today and enjoy a cleaner yard without lifting a p**per scooper! poochtroop.net and signup online now. 5053014740 for questions

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04/28/2026

The moment I found the cure… to chore amnesia 👀

It’s called not doing it yourself 😌

Somewhere between “I’ll do it later” and “how did it get this bad”… life got busy.

And your backyard? Yeah… not so much.
That’s where we come in.

Pooch Troop handles the dirty work so you can get back to loving your dog—not cleaning up after them.

✨ Weekly cleanups
✨ No more guilt, no more mess
✨ Just a fresh yard and a happy pup

Spring special: $69/month for 4 weekly visits 🐾

Because forgetting chores shouldn’t come with consequences 😉

poochtroop.net and sign up today

**perscooper

04/28/2026

The moment I found the cure… to chore amnesia 👀

It’s called not doing it yourself 😌

Somewhere between “I’ll do it later” and “how did it get this bad”… life got busy. And your backyard? Yeah… not so much.

That’s where we come in.

Pooch Troop handles the dirty work so you can get back to loving your dog—not cleaning up after them.

✨ Weekly cleanups
✨ No more guilt, no more mess
✨ Just a fresh yard and a happy pup
Spring special: $69/month for 4 weekly visits 🐾

Because forgetting chores shouldn’t come with consequences 😉

**perscooper

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