23/10/2026
⚠️ Uh oh, we're in the dog box ⚠️
We've received a furrr-mal complaint from Phoenix and Benji.
Their grievance is that apparently everyone is off enjoying the long weekend, well, except them.
The boys would like it noted that:
🧡 They are extremely handsome.
🧡 They are excellent company.
🧡 They have been patiently waiting for their forever home.
🧡 This situation is becoming "quite ridiculous", according to Benji.
From their observation post, they've watched people come and go, cars leave driveways, and weekends unfold, all while they remain tragically unadopted.
Benji has described this as "a complete administrative failure." Phoenix, however, remains optimistic and believes their forever family is simply running late.
While we undertake an investigation, Phoenix and Benji would like to wish everyone safe travels and a wonderful weekend.
And if your travels happen to take you in the direction of adopting two gorgeous cats, we'd be delighted to help resolve this complaint once and for all by processing your adoption application🧡🐾