Fat Boi Bao

Fat Boi Bao I’m Bao, Imz a Smexy African Pygmy Hedgehog who was rehomed by my Mamz and Paz! Watch my vids!

05/04/2026

Aren’t i cute ❤️

05/04/2026

Breaking news: Bao Bun has conducted a full inspection of the snack situation…
and found it deeply disappointing.

He has looked me directly in the eye to express his concerns.

Apparently one worm is not a balanced diet.

Frankly, I agree.

I bought these Le Crueset Pans last week, and I have been trying to clean them up little by little. Well I’m fairly impr...
30/03/2026

I bought these Le Crueset Pans last week, and I have been trying to clean them up little by little. Well I’m fairly impressed with a bit of TLC, love and carpal tunnel… I’m impressed how these have turned out…. But more to go but need to be careful with the enamel.

14/03/2026

Bao bun loves to live his best life!

07/03/2026

Bao is trying his best to be the best battle unicorn he can be!! Follow his page Fat Boi Bao for more battle hog videos

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01/08/2025

I love my Mamz ❤️❤️

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I have conquered the Human ❤️🦔🦔 Jasmine Bowden FFB OUT Facebook hashtags              .                                 ...
01/08/2025

I have conquered the Human ❤️🦔🦔 Jasmine Bowden

FFB OUT

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Chapter One - Baobun and the Tweed of DestinyDeep in the heart of the Cotswolds, where rolling hills met quaint little v...
19/03/2025

Chapter One -

Baobun and the Tweed of Destiny

Deep in the heart of the Cotswolds, where rolling hills met quaint little villages, lived a rather distinguished hedgehog named Baobun. No ordinary hedgehog, mind you—Baobun had a taste for the finer things in life. He adored classic British fashion, had a wardrobe that would make any costume designer jealous, and held a special admiration for Tommy Shelby.

But above all, he loved a good trip to the shops.

Now, Baobun wasn’t like other hedgehogs who simply scurried about. No, he had a unique method of travel. With a determined hop onto his wheel, he spun with such precision that, in a way only he understood, it propelled him straight into town. Round, round, round he went, until—pop!—he found himself outside the finest tailor in the village.

Today’s mission? A tweed jacket. The perfect one to match the trousers he had recently acquired. He stepped inside, his tiny paws brushing against the polished wooden floor. The tailor, a wise old badger with a keen eye for fashion, greeted him with a nod.

“Ah, Baobun! Looking for something special today?”

“Indeed,” Baobun replied, adjusting the little cap perched between his quills. “A tweed jacket, if you please. But not just any. It must be sharp, stylish, and, of course, fitted to my… unique physique.”

The tailor chuckled and set to work. Bolts of tweed were unfurled, patterns examined, and before long, the perfect fabric was chosen—a rich brown herringbone with just a hint of blue. As the tailor took his measurements, Baobun couldn’t help but admire himself in the mirror, tilting his cap ever so slightly to the side, just like Tommy Shelby.

Once the fitting was complete, Baobun, being a hedgehog of business, decided to haggle over the price. It was a fine art, after all. A bit of back and forth, a raised eyebrow here, a thoughtful nod there, and finally, a deal was struck. The jacket would be crafted to perfection, with just the right cut to accommodate his quills while maintaining that classic, sharp silhouette.

A few days later, Baobun returned, anticipation prickling his tiny paws. He slipped into the jacket, buttoned it up, and took a deep breath. It was exquisite. The way it fit, the way it moved—it was, without a doubt, a work of art.

Stepping outside, feeling confident and utterly dapper, he adjusted his cap once more. That’s when he saw her.

Standing beneath the soft glow of a streetlamp was a hedgehog unlike any he had ever seen. Elegant, graceful, and with the most dazzling quills, she carried herself with the poise of nobility. Lady Luna.

Their eyes met.

“Nice jacket,” she said with a smirk.

Baobun, ever the gentleman, tipped his cap. “Nice to meet a lady with good taste.”

And so, as the moon rose over the Cotswolds, Baobun knew this was only the beginning of a new adventure—one that might just be his grandest yet.

…… The Adventure Continues………
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Thanks everyone. ❤️🦔❤️

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18/03/2025

Bao and the Bug Banquet

The evening started like any other—calm, peaceful, and filled with the usual rustling of little paws in their enclosure. Bao, the ever-hungry hedgehog, had been presented with a feast of his favorite bugs. Without hesitation, he devoured them like a tiny, spiky vacuum, gulping them down at an alarming speed.

But then, something changed.

A strange, rhythmic sound broke the quiet. Hic! Hic! followed by tiny, distressed yips and the occasional, rather concerning, sicky burp. Bao, usually the picture of nocturnal elegance, now looked like a hedgehog-shaped bagpipe being played out of tune.

M**s, watching with growing concern, began contemplating a late-night emergency vet visit. But I wasn’t convinced. Bao wasn’t panicked—just… dramatically uncomfortable. And so began a marathon of hedgehog TLC.

I rubbed his back, his belly—anything to help him dislodge whatever villainous bug had taken up residence in his tiny throat. But getting a hedgehog to open his mouth is about as easy as convincing a cat to take a bath. He was stubborn, and also quite bitey.

Enter Kennedy—the all-knowing goddess of hedgehogs—who provided the sacred advice: a Q-tip. Armed with my newfound tool, I approached my spiky patient. To my relief, Bao, in his moment of struggle, was surprisingly cooperative. A few careful nudges later, I felt it—the obstruction. A deep massage, a bit of hedgehog-assisted hacking, and then—

BLEH!

Bao triumphantly expelled the offending morsel… directly onto M**s’s sleeve.

The crisis was over. Bao, now freed from his bug-induced torment, wiggled happily as if nothing had happened. M**s, meanwhile, looked less than pleased with her new accessory.

As for me? I’d learned two things that night:
1. Hedgehogs should chew their food.
2. M**s should probably start wearing a bib.











































30/01/2025

Hmmmm I love the Anti Bacterial skin pray my mamz puts on me!! I annoint all over from it! 🤣🤣

Look at my sexy chicken leg!!!
16/01/2025

Look at my sexy chicken leg!!!

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