06/09/2026
🐴🚨😂 URGENT: TWO LUNATICS REQUIRED! 😂🚨🐴
Our Alec Miles Clinic – 13th September at Manor Equestrian is basically SOLD OUT!
✅ 11am – Poles – FULL
The sensible department has officially closed. 😂
✅ 12pm – 50cm+ – FULL
The mildly questionable decision department is also at capacity. 🤣
🚨 1pm – 70cm+ – ONLY TWO SPACES LEFT!
Apparently we’re just missing TWO MORE PEOPLE who enjoy paying money to launch themselves and their horse over things that could quite easily have stayed on the bloody floor. 😂💀🐎
WHERE ARE YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL NUTTERS?! 🤣🤣
Alec Miles is absolutely brilliant — calm, knowledgeable and somehow capable of convincing both horse AND rider that everything is completely fine… even when your brain is screaming ABORT MISSION!!! 😂
No shouting.
No judgement.
No pretending we’re heading to Badminton next week. 🤣
Just brilliant coaching, confidence building and a lot of Saddle Up & Survive chaos.
🐴 OPEN TO EVERYONE — MEMBERS & NON-MEMBERS!
Requirements:
Horse ✅
Hat ✅
Sense of humour ✅
Questionable judgement ✅
Actual talent — optional 😂
📲 Message Alex on 07803 290 450
🔥 TWO SPACES. 70CM+. WHO’S GOT THE BALLS?! 🔥🤣🐎 Alec Miles Equestrian