19/10/2026
Hi it’s me Roscoe just checking in again with the puppy’s and dogs of Merthyr.
My mam who owns Sprockets ( named after my sainted brother as you know), has asked me to earn my keep again! This time she has asked me to talk about the C word ( no, not that one remember I’m still a puppy, get your minds out of the gutter ) ! Christmas !!!
Anyhows, this will be my first Christmas but my brother Rufus has informed me that unless the dogs of Merthyr are fresh and groomed with neat nails Santa will not come to them .. he is apparently a big fat man in a red suit who comes down the chimney and drinks wh***ey and eats mince pies, then leaves toys and treats, we don’t have a chimney?
Anyway , to be in with a chance of him coming, please get your human to ring or text my mam on 07368419311 or message her on this Facebook thingy and she will get you booked in.
Apparently, we also have to be cwtched up in our beds by eight or he won’t come, I suspect though this is so my dad can eat his Christmas Eve Chinese in peace! Also remember to go easy on the sprouts or else blame your dad for the bottom smells !
We also have some
November appointments available so if you are not a doggy who rolls in poo and keeps yourself neat Santa may still come ( fingers crossed ) ..
Love always Roscoe xx