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Dirty Bertie Vegan, cruelty-free dog shampoo, tailored to coat type. Gentle scents, easy rinse. Proudly UK-made

Hello autumn 🍂🐾Crisp walks, muddy paws and a few more bath times along the way…Dirty Bertie Puppy Coat Shampoo is made w...
04/10/2026

Hello autumn 🍂🐾

Crisp walks, muddy paws and a few more bath times along the way…

Dirty Bertie Puppy Coat Shampoo is made with coconut & aloe vera for a gentle clean when little adventures get a bit messy.

Because autumn is for exploring — even if half of it ends up on their paws. 🤎

Clean coat. Happy dog.

Shop via www.dirtybertie.co.uk

Muddy walks + curly coats = a little extra TLC. 🐾🍂Those curls have a habit of bringing half the walk home with them… esp...
01/10/2026

Muddy walks + curly coats = a little extra TLC. 🐾🍂

Those curls have a habit of bringing half the walk home with them… especially once autumn gets properly underway. 😅

Dirty Bertie Curly Coat Shampoo is made with avocado & aloe vera to gently clean curly coats, while being easy to rinse out when bath time calls.

Because muddy adventures are far too much fun to avoid. 💙

Curly coat? We’ve got you.
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Autumn walks are back… and so are the muddy paws. 🍂🐾Wet paths, muddy puddles and that one spot they absolutely had to in...
27/09/2026

Autumn walks are back… and so are the muddy paws. 🍂🐾

Wet paths, muddy puddles and that one spot they absolutely had to investigate. 😅

Luckily, a mucky dog doesn’t have to mean a bath-time battle. Dirty Bertie helps get them clean and back on the sofa where they belong.

Here’s to muddy walks, waggy tails and plenty of towels by the door.

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Making the most of those last outdoor bath days… ☀️🐶There’s still just enough late-summer sunshine to take bath time int...
24/09/2026

Making the most of those last outdoor bath days… ☀️🐶

There’s still just enough late-summer sunshine to take bath time into the garden — although we’re not sure how many more of these days we’ve got left! 😂

A quick rinse, the right shampoo for their coat, a fluffy towel waiting nearby… and then straight back to getting dirty again, obviously.

Curly coat, puppy coat or double coat — we’ve got bath time covered.

🚚 FREE UK delivery when you order direct

🛍️ Shop via www.dirtybertie.co.uk

Who says spa days are just for humans? 🛁🐶A warm bath, a fluffy towel and a little bit of fuss afterwards… sometimes a ho...
20/09/2026

Who says spa days are just for humans? 🛁🐶

A warm bath, a fluffy towel and a little bit of fuss afterwards… sometimes a home spa day is exactly what your dog needs. 💗

Whether they’re curly, still a puppy, or rocking a double coat, there’s a Dirty Bertie shampoo made with their coat type in mind.

Clean coat. Happy dog. ✨

🚚 FREE UK delivery when you order direct

🛍️ Shop via www.dirtybertie.co.uk

The weather is on the turn… 🌦️🐾We’re not quite saying goodbye to summer just yet, but the sunny walks are starting to co...
17/09/2026

The weather is on the turn… 🌦️🐾

We’re not quite saying goodbye to summer just yet, but the sunny walks are starting to come with the odd shower or two.

Luckily, most dogs don’t seem to care. 😂
A little rain just means wetter paws, wetter coats… and the same enthusiasm for walkies.

Who else has a dog that would happily go out whatever the weather? 🐶

Good dogs. Dirty habits. 🐶💜Muddy walks, mystery puddles, digging missions… some dogs just weren’t made to stay clean for...
13/09/2026

Good dogs. Dirty habits. 🐶💜

Muddy walks, mystery puddles, digging missions… some dogs just weren’t made to stay clean for long. 😂

That’s why Dirty Bertie shampoos are made with different coat types in mind, whether you’ve got a curly coat, a puppy coat or a double coat.

Dirty by nature. Clean by Bertie. ✨

🚚 FREE UK delivery when you order direct

🛍️ Shop via www.dirtybertie.co.uk

Bertie had been busy… very busy. 😂🐶After a morning digging under the conifer hedge, he’d managed to turn himself complet...
10/09/2026

Bertie had been busy… very busy. 😂🐶

After a morning digging under the conifer hedge, he’d managed to turn himself completely green — and a couple of wet wipes definitely weren’t going to cut it!

So into the shower he went… and, in Tracy’s words:

“What a lovely clean Bertie I have now… he is white again.” 🤍

The bathroom may have ended up looking like a swamp, but Bertie came out clean again. 😂

We absolutely love getting messages like this from our customers. 💜

🚚 FREE UK delivery when you order direct

🛍️ Shop via www.dirtybertie.co.uk

⭐️ Make bath time easy 🛁🐶Bath time doesn’t have to be a battle.Dirty Bertie Double Coat Shampoo is made for double-coate...
06/09/2026

⭐️ Make bath time easy 🛁🐶

Bath time doesn’t have to be a battle.

Dirty Bertie Double Coat Shampoo is made for double-coated dogs, with Activated Charcoal and an easy-rinse formula to help make bath time that little bit simpler.

Perfect for freshening up dirty pooches at home and leaving double coats clean, fresh and smelling lovely. 💙

🚚 FREE UK delivery when you order direct from us

🛍️ Shop direct via www.dirtybertie.co.uk

🐶🛁 Puppy bath time doesn’t have to be a drama…A few little things can help make those early baths feel calmer and easier...
03/09/2026

🐶🛁 Puppy bath time doesn’t have to be a drama…

A few little things can help make those early baths feel calmer and easier:

🪮 Give their coat a gentle brush first
🌡️ Use comfortably warm water — not too hot
🧴 Have everything ready before you start
🚿 Rinse the shampoo out really well
🧺 Keep a towel close by for afterwards
💗 Plenty of praise… and maybe a cheeky treat or two! 😋

Our Dirty Bertie Puppy Coat Shampoo is made with Coconut & Aloe Vera and is perfect for those little bath-time routines at home.

🚚 FREE UK delivery when you order direct

🛍️ Shop via www.dirtybertie.co.uk

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167-169 Great Portland Street, 5th Floor
London
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