Love My Human

Love My Human A contemporary pet shop and groomers based on the King’s Road Chelsea. Love My Human is a one stop sh

15/08/2026

Putting pet-friendly vacuum to the ultimate test… 🐾🧹

Because when you have dogs around, keeping on top of fur, muddy paws and everyday mess is all part of the deal. We put it through its paces at Love My Human to see if it could really keep up with our four-legged visitors. 👀

Safe to say, we’re impressed. ✨

13/08/2026

A fresh groom for Pompi 🐾✨

A luxury groom is about so much more than the finished look. At Love My Human, our experienced groomers take the time to make sure every dog feels comfortable, cared for and completely at ease throughout their appointment… with plenty of love along the way 🤍

Ready for your dog’s next groom? Book with Love My Human today.

🐾 IF YOU HAVE A SCHNAUZER, YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE THIS. 👀Mini. Standard. Giant. Mix. All shapes, sizes and beards w...
12/08/2026

🐾 IF YOU HAVE A SCHNAUZER, YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE THIS. 👀
Mini. Standard. Giant. Mix. All shapes, sizes and beards welcome ❤️
On Sunday 30 August, CHELSEA IS GOING TO THE SCHNAUZERS as London Schnauzer Social takes over Love My Human Townhouse with Kenji Joy | Black Mini Schnauzer for an afternoon built around all their favourite things. Every ticket does some good too: 100% of event ticket proceeds will be donated to All Dogs Matter.
💦 Paddling pool, agility & rooftop play
🐾 New schnauzer friends to sniff & chase
❄️ Air-conditioned spaces for cooling off
☕ Complimentary puppuccino & biscuit
Basically, schnauzer heaven in Chelsea.
And because being a schnauzer parent comes with… questions 👀
🩺 ASK THE EXPERTS
Fussy eater? Selective hearing? Grooming dramas? 👀
Chat with experts in nutrition, behaviour & grooming for practical advice, plus treat your schnauzer to a complimentary mini glow-up & nail trim. ✂️✨
Questions answered. Nails trimmed. Beard looking fabulous. 🐾
📸 THEN THERE’S THE PHOTO OP…
For the schnauzers who know they’re the main character, Jonny the London Dog Photographer is bringing his colourful pop-up studio to Chelsea.
Bold backdrop. Big beard. Bigger personality. ✨
20-minute professional portrait sessions will be available as a limited, pre-bookable paid add-on.
✨ HUMANS, WE HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN YOU.
Meet people who are equally obsessed with their schnauzers and enjoy 10% off the Love My Human Café, Boutique & Dog Deli on the day.
And while our dogs are busy having the best Sunday ever, they’ll be doing some good too. ❤️
100% of event ticket proceeds will be donated to All Dogs Matter.
🎟 £5 = 1 schnauzer + up to 2 humans
📅 Sunday 30 August
📍 Love My Human Townhouse, Chelsea, London
🐾 Mini, Standard, Giant & mixes welcome
🎟 Limited tickets available
Your schnauzer doesn’t know they have plans yet. You do. 👀🐾
Send this to your schnauzer group chat, tag the bearded bestie who needs to come and book via the link in bio. ❤️

Carlotta Palermo®️ will match her luxurious bags to your dog, it’s just the Italian way ✨🙌🏼✨
09/08/2026

Carlotta Palermo®️ will match her luxurious bags to your dog, it’s just the Italian way ✨🙌🏼✨

08/08/2026

There’s nothing better than seeing dogs genuinely excited to spend the day with us. 🐾

From zoomies and games to naps and cuddles, every dog gets the love, care and attention they deserve at Love My Human Daycare.

Ready to join the pack? Book your dog’s place today.

07/08/2026

With the hot weather here, it’s so important to keep your pup’s paws protected!🐾

Our very own LMH Paw Balm helps keep those precious paws moisturised and protected, helping to prevent them from becoming dry, cracked or sore from hot pavement and the summer sun☀️

Pop into our store and pick one up for your pup! 🐾✨

06/08/2026

🚨 15% OFF the Love My Human Grooming Academy – your sign to start is here. ✂️🐶

Whether you’re looking to try dog grooming for the first time, learn to groom your own dog, or begin your journey towards becoming a professional groomer, we’ve got a course for you.

Use these codes:

✨ Taster Grooming Course: ACADEMY-TCIG15
✨ Home Grooming Course: ACADEMY-HGIG15
✨ Track 1 Professional Course: Quote ACADEMY-TRACK1-IG15 when you enquire to receive 15% off.

Learn from industry-leading groomers, gain hands-on experience in a real salon, and take the first step towards a rewarding new skill or career.

Offer ends soon—don’t miss out! 🐾

05/08/2026

Matting isn’t just a cosmetic issue. It’s a welfare issue.

What might look like “a few knots” can actually cause pain, restrict movement, trap moisture against the skin, hide grass seeds or injuries, and make grooming far more stressful for your dog.

Regular brushing at home and routine professional grooming can prevent matting before it becomes a serious problem.

Your dog’s coat should never hurt them. 🤍 If you’re unsure whether your pup has matting, our grooming team is always happy to help.

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London

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Monday 10am - 6pm
Tuesday 10am - 6pm
Wednesday 10am - 6pm
Thursday 10am - 6pm
Friday 10am - 6pm
Saturday 10am - 6pm
Sunday 12pm - 5pm

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+442079717338

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