Archie's Dog Acres

02/06/2026

27/05/2026

If dogs left notes on the fridge.

Please submit your dog’s official fridge post-it note complaint below ⬇️🐾

Pop your dog’s complaint in the comments and bonus points for photos of their judging face 🐶 🧡

21/05/2026

These roads works may affect some of our customers recommend planning ahead as may take you a little longer to get here

Repairs are to take place on the A706 between Lanark and Forth from next week.
The carriageway surface improvements begin on Tuesday 26 May and are expected to last for up to three days.
The A706 will be closed between Harelaw roundabout to Silverbirch House.
More info:
https://orlo.uk/2tIVG

12/05/2026

We are convinced dogs are secretly judging all of us 😆

The amount of circling, sniffing, reconsidering, walking away… only to return to the original spot anyway. Meanwhile we’re standing there like unpaid emotional support staff.

What’s the funniest or strangest thing your dog does? 🐶👇

25/04/2026

May affect some of our visitors next week perhaps plan extra time and an alternative route 🐾

Improvements are to take place on a section of the A706 in Clydesdale next week.
The road will be closed for up to one day from 8am on Thursday 30 April between Lanark and Forth Harelaw roundabout to Silverbirch House.
More details in the View:
https://orlo.uk/yj7Zu

21/04/2026

A few bits and pieces have been left behind at Archie’s recently – easy done, especially when the dogs are having the time of their lives.

We’ve gathered everything up and popped the items in the top shelter by the car park if you’d like to collect them. These include a pair of glasses, insulated cup and some leads.

Just a gentle reminder to take home everything or you bring with you or use bins provided – that includes balls, toys… and anything else your dog might leave behind 💩

Thanks as always for helping keep Archie’s a great space for everyone 🐾

19/04/2026

☀️ The sun is on its way — and we are READY! 🐾

BBC Weather app shows weather is looking brilliant for the week ahead — sunny intervals, gentle breeze, and temperatures creeping up to 13° by Thursday. Friday. Pure sunshine. 🌤️

We've got spaces available this week for dogs and their humans to come and enjoy the field. Whether your pup loves a full-on zoomie session or just a relaxed sniff around in the fresh air, now's the perfect time to get booked in.

01/04/2026

🚨 BIG NEWS AT ARCHIE’S 🚨

After a lot of “discussion” (mainly with the dogs… they were very vocal), we’re excited to announce a brand new feature launching this month…

🎾 SELF-THROWING TENNIS BALLS 🎾

That’s right. No more sore arms. No more half-hearted throws after your third coffee.

Our new smart balls will:
✔️ Launch themselves
✔️ Adjust to your dog’s speed (yes, even that one)
✔️ Occasionally ignore your dog completely… just to keep things interesting

We’ve also installed a “Mud Preference Setting” so your dog can choose just how filthy they’d like to get.

Trial sessions start today… if you can catch one.

Happy April Fools 😏