03/06/2026
🚨 RESCUE DIARY – DAY 2 🚨
(Otherwise known as “How many miles can one woman drive while surviving on crackers?” 😹)
⏰ Slightly later start today… 6:30am.
Luxury! 🤣
Usual routine first:
🐱 Feed cats
💊 Medications
🧹 Litter trays
📱 Check messages
Then off over the fells to Middleton in Teesdale to collect two feral toms for castration.
Well… “feral” might be a bit unfair because the people feeding them have actually done a brilliant job socialising them ❤️
🚗 Only 30 miles to get there.
Absolutely stunning views over the hills but sadly no time to stop and admire them properly.
Collected the boys, met two younger siblings from the next litter, then headed another 20 miles onwards to the vets.
📦 Next mission: buy a padded envelope to send off a p**p sample for testing.
(CAT p**p before anyone asks 😹)
Apparently a giant Home Bargains sells everything except padded envelopes, but thankfully B&M saved the day.
📮 Off to the Post Office to send the sample away because we need results ASAP. We currently have what feels like a full-scale “poonami” outbreak here 💩🌊
Truthfully it’s only affecting a handful of cats, but when you are the one cleaning it up… it feels endless 😭
🥪 Grabbed a supermarket meal deal for lunch.
Honestly I could probably write a review guide to supermarket meal deals at this point because I practically live on them.
💻 Lunch was eaten sitting in the car while doing admin on my laptop waiting for the boys to finish at the vets.
Then collect the boys and drive the 20 miles back to Teesdale to return them home.
🏞️ In theory I should then have headed straight home…
But I spotted wildlife and decided to stop for photos, so I definitely added another 15 minutes onto my already 30-mile journey 😅
🏠 Back home briefly… no time to breathe.
Feed cats, then rush through adoption paperwork because little Twinkle was heading off to her new home in Northumberland ❤️
🚗 Another 20-mile trip.
Lovely adopters, paperwork completed, insurance sorted and Twinkle safely settled into her exciting new life.
Poor hubby had to fend for himself again 😔
🚨 Then the evening chaos began…
I had barely switched off the engine on the driveway when my aunt rang saying she couldn’t move… then stopped talking… but DIDN’T hang up.
Cue instant panic 😳
I rang her neighbour to run round and check on her. Thankfully she was absolutely fine… she’d just forgotten to hang up the phone 😭
Honestly my nerves are shattered.
🏠 Finally walked into the house around 8:15pm.
🐱 Evening cat duties started immediately:
• Feeding
• Medications
• Cleaning
• Answering endless messages
…including people tagging me in posts about a loose WALLABY.
Yes. A wallaby.
And no, before anyone asks, we do not rescue wallabies. We have not expanded the rescue quite that far yet 🤣
☕ Tea tonight consisted of:
7 cream crackers, butter and a cuppa.
I know. Living the dream 😹
📱 Then because I clearly make sensible life choices, I kept replying to messages until around 1am.
🛏️ Finally crawled into bed at 2am.
Shoot me now 😭🤣