16/08/2026
It’s really just a simple home service.
People already have window cleaners, milkmen, wheelie-bin cleaners, house cleaners, carpet cleaners, ironing services, oven cleaners, and that’s before you even get into all the other household subscriptions and regular services people happily pay for every month.
We’re simply an add-on to all of them.
The only difference is that what we do is still relatively unheard of and, let’s be honest, there’s a bit of a taboo around it. Some people feel embarrassed about having someone come into their garden twice a week to pick up their dog’s poo. They might even worry about what the neighbours think or feel a little awkward admitting they use a p**p scoop service.
But when you actually think about it, who genuinely enjoys doing it themselves?
Nobody wakes up thinking, “I can’t wait to go out and pick up dog poo today!” 😂
The truth is, most people would absolutely LOVE to have it done for them. They just haven’t thought of it as a normal household service yet.
And that’s really what we’re selling.
We’re not selling a p**p scoop service. We’re selling time.
Time that people can spend with their family, walking the dog, having a coffee, relaxing in the garden , or simply doing something they actually want to do instead of walking around with a poo bag in their hand.
Once people get past the initial embarrassment, they quickly realise there’s nothing embarrassing about it at all.
People don’t feel embarrassed about having their windows cleaned, their carpets cleaned, their oven cleaned, their bins cleaned or their house cleaned.
So why should this be any different?
You don’t have to tell anyone you use us. You don’t even have to think about it.
We just turn up, do the dirty work, disinfect and deodorise where needed, and leave you with one less job to worry about.
And honestly… once you’ve had someone else do it for you, going back to doing it yourself is probably the hardest part. 😂
So, now you've got your head round it a bit more . Don't be shy, Drop a PM and let's get started or tag someone in the comments that would benefit and well take care of the rest
