04/09/2026
Friday night plans with Squiffles. Delicious sourdough pizza from The Hampshire Pizza Co (10/10 recommend), a lime and soda or two at The Woolpack Inn and, of course, one very cheeky dinner guest. đ
Ever feel like youâre being watched while eating your pizza? Squiff kept a very close eye on proceedings, then completely reassessed his life choices when the pork scratchings came out for the humans and his Butternut Box dinner suddenly looked far less impressive. đ
âThanks for having me. I had a lovely time, but I would like to submit a formal complaint about the lack of pork scratchings on my own doggy menu.
Kind regards,
Squifflesâ đŸ