21/07/2026
It’s me, Leslie
CEO of Barking, Princess of Chaos, and your new favourite salesperson.
Do you go out lots ?
Do you drag your pets with you?
Do they get thirsty because you walk too slow?
Then buy MY bowl.
It folds up teeny‑tiny so you can shove it in your bag, your pocket, or that tragic coat you insist on wearing.
Then — BAM — it pops open faster than I scream at the postman.
It’s silicone. It’s sturdy. It’s cute.
It comes in 11 colours, and I look fabulous next to all of them.
Buy it.
Hydrate me.
Worship me.”
£4.99