Groom N Zoom

07/06/2026

05/06/2026

Sorry Buddy I am taken… maybe in the Pupworld???

05/06/2026

Listen to mum Ace ..

04/06/2026

🧘‍♂️🐾 DOG YOGA CLASS 🐾🧘‍♂️

Why pay for yoga lessons?

At Groom N Zoom, we offer complimentary Downward Dog with every groom. 😂

✨ Flexibility not guaranteed.
🍪 Treats required.

04/06/2026

📸 Behind Every Grooming session

✅ Take 73 photos
✅ Move 2 millimetres
✅ Take another 73 photos
✅ Wait for the tongue to come out
✅ Take 42 more photos
✅ Realise the paw isn’t perfect
✅ Start again

🐾 And you ask me why you run out of storage on your phone, Audree? 😂

📱🐶💜

04/06/2026

⭐ CUSTOMER REVIEW ⭐

We asked today’s client how he felt about his grooming experience.

His feedback was as follows:

⭐ Groom: 10/10
⭐ Style: 10/10
⭐ Service: 10/10

Dog’s Review:

⭐ 1/10

“Would not recommend.”

Reasons:

❌ Too much brushing.
❌ Too much drying.
❌ Too much touching my feet.
❌ They ignored my request to keep the knots.

Apparently, being clean, fluffy, and handsome wasn’t part of his life plan. 😒😂

The management at Groom N Zoom would like to apologise for the emotional distress caused by looking fabulous.

04/06/2026

We won the paw lottery
Will we get:
✅ Kisses
✅ Cuddles
✅ Zoomies
My kind of day.
No
❌ Bitey McBite Faces
❌ Poo Parties
❌ Drama Queens

04/06/2026

😂🐾 IT’S NOT ALWAYS WHAT YOU THINK… 🐾😂

People imagine dog grooming is all about:

✨ Calm music
✨ Fluffy cuddles
✨ Relaxing spa treatments
✨ Happy little dogs standing perfectly still

Reality?

🐶 One dog is trying to sit down.
🐶 One dog is trying to to attack the dryer.
🐶 One dog thinks the brush is a personal attack.
🐶 And one is filing a formal complaint with management because we touched their paw.

Meanwhile we’re standing there like:

😌 “Everything is under control.”

While internally:

😳 “Lord, give me strength.”

P.S. Some dogs come in looking like tiny angels… and leave us questioning all our life choices. 😂🐾