Lazy Doxie Co

26/08/2026

Happy International Dog Day! 🐾💚

Today is basically permission to do what we already do every day…

✨ Celebrate them.
💚 Love them ridiculously.
🦴 Spoil them shamelessly.
🔁 Repeat forever.

To the long dogs, short dogs, wonky dogs, naughty dogs, sleepy dogs and very good dogs who make our lives infinitely better — today is YOUR day. 🥹

Give your little snag an extra cuddle, treat (or five) and tell them it’s from us. 🌭🐾

Happy International Dog Day from the Lazy Doxie Co crew! 💚

25/08/2026

🚨 OPERATION: EMPTY THE SHELVES 🚨

The CEOs have summer plans. ☀️🌴
The warehouse, however, has other ideas. 😂

Apparently, “just find somewhere to put it” is no longer considered a valid warehouse strategy… so Management has been forced to take drastic action:

🔥 UP TO 70% OFF CLEARANCE 🔥

Jackets. Coats. Hoodies. Harnesses. Accessories.
All sitting there taking up very valuable space that the CEOs have already mentally allocated to ✨NEW SUMMER STUFF✨.

So please… buy our stuff so we can buy more stuff.
— Management 🐾

Once it’s gone, IT’S GONE — these are final clearance prices and we won’t be restocking.

☀️ Help us clear the shelves
🛍️ Nab yourself an absolute bargain
🐾 Enable the CEOs’ questionable spending decisions

SHOP THE CLEARANCE SALE NOW → UP TO 70% OFF

Final clearance items cannot be returned or exchanged, so please check individual product sizing carefully before ordering.

25/08/2026

🚨 OPERATION: EMPTY THE SHELVES 🚨

The CEOs have summer plans. ☀️🌴
The warehouse, however, has other ideas. 😂

Apparently, “just find somewhere to put it” is no longer considered a valid warehouse strategy… so Management has been forced to take drastic action:

🔥 UP TO 70% OFF CLEARANCE 🔥

Jackets. Coats. Hoodies. Harnesses. Accessories.
All sitting there taking up very valuable space that the CEOs have already mentally allocated to ✨NEW SUMMER STUFF✨.

So please… buy our stuff so we can buy more stuff.
— Management 🐾

Once it’s gone, IT’S GONE — these are final clearance prices and we won’t be restocking.

☀️ Help us clear the shelves
🛍️ Nab yourself an absolute bargain
🐾 Enable the CEOs’ questionable spending decisions

SHOP THE CLEARANCE SALE NOW → UP TO 70% OFF

Final clearance items cannot be returned or exchanged, so please check individual product sizing carefully before ordering.

Dachshund Harnesses made with a longer chest plate and adjustable fit. Designed in Australia, Lazy Doxie Co creates gear just for Doxies.

25/08/2026

FINAL SIZES LEFT

22/08/2026

🚨 CLEARANCE SALE — UP TO 70% OFF 🚨

Okay… we need this stuff GONE. 😂🌭

We’re clearing out discontinued designs, winter goodies and selected stock to make some much-needed room — and the prices have been absolutely SLASHED.

SWIPE 👉 to see what’s going…

🌭 Saucy Snags + Doxiecana
Harnesses $19
Leashes $9
Collars $5
Bandanas + Bows $5

* HEAPS more individual goodies, all UNDER $20!

🧥 Fleecy Hoodies — was $60 → $29

🛏️ Selected Fleece Blankets — was $49 → $29

🖤 Quilted Tweed Jackets — was $75 → $39

🤎 Teddy Coats — was $60 → $39

🥣 1L Dog Bowls + FREE Slow Feeder Insert — was $55 → $39

And there’s MORE hiding in the clearance section 👀

This is a FINAL SALE, GOT-TO-GO clearance — once these designs/sizes are gone, that’s it.

⚠️ PLEASE CHOOSE CAREFULLY
All clearance items are FINAL SALE and cannot be returned or exchanged, including for incorrect sizing or change of mind. Please check measurements and sizing carefully before ordering.

No code needed. Prices are already marked down.

🛒 GO GO GO, LITTLE LEGS! 🌭💨

22/08/2026

🎃 HALLOWEENIE PRE-ORDER IS NOW OPEN TO EVERYONE! 🦇🕷️

The gates are open… and our Halloweenies are already disappearing into the night. 👻🌭

After our email subscribers got first dibs, we have ONLY 3 HALLOWEENIE HARNESS SETS LEFT. THREE. 😱

If you’ve been eyeing one off for your little spooky sausage, this is your sign to RUN, not creep. 🏃‍♀️💨

🦴 Halloweenie Harness Sets — only 3 remaining
🎃 Halloweenie Bandanas
🪦 Super fluffy Halloweenie Blankets
💀 Skeleton Doxie Toys
👻 Pin + personalised Charm Sets
🦇 Or go ALL IN with the HALLOWEENIE BONE-ANZA BUNDLE

This is a VERY LIMITED EDITION drop and once it’s gone, there’s no restock.

🕸️ PUBLIC PRE-ORDER — NOW OPEN
💀 Expected mid/late September
🎃 Limited quantities across the entire collection

GET YOUR HALLOWEENIE ON. 🌭💀🎃

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22/08/2026

🚨 CLEARANCE SALE — UP TO 70% OFF 🚨

Okay… we need this stuff GONE. 😂🌭

We’re clearing out discontinued designs, winter goodies and selected stock to make some much-needed room — and the prices have been absolutely SLASHED.

SWIPE 👉 to see what’s going…

🌭 Saucy Snags + Doxiecana
Harnesses $19
Leashes $9
Collars $5
Bandanas + Bows $5

* HEAPS more individual goodies, all UNDER $20!

🧥 Fleecy Hoodies — was $60 → $29

🛏️ Selected Fleece Blankets — was $49 → $29

🖤 Quilted Tweed Jackets — was $75 → $39

🤎 Teddy Coats — was $60 → $39

🥣 1L Dog Bowls + FREE Slow Feeder Insert — was $55 → $39

And there’s MORE hiding in the clearance section 👀

This is a FINAL SALE, GOT-TO-GO clearance — once these designs/sizes are gone, that’s it.

⚠️ PLEASE CHOOSE CAREFULLY
All clearance items are FINAL SALE and cannot be returned or exchanged, including for incorrect sizing or change of mind. Please check measurements and sizing carefully before ordering.

No code needed. Prices are already marked down.

🛒 GO GO GO, LITTLE LEGS! 🌭💨

22/08/2026

🚨 CLEARANCE SALE — FINAL SALE. GOT TO GO. 🚨

We’re making room and these goodies are NOT coming with us 👋🌭

Some seriously BIG markdowns have just landed:

🔥 Jackets — were $75 → NOW $39
🔥 Coats — were $60 → NOW $39
🔥 Hoodies — were $60 → NOW $29
🔥 Dog Bowls + FREE Slow Feeder — were $55 → NOW $39

AND… 👀

🌭 SAUCY SNAGS + DOXIECANA CLEARANCE 🌵
Individual items are ALL UNDER $20
PLUS selected bundles are OVER 50% OFF!

Some clearance goodies are now UP TO 70% OFF 🤯

This is a genuine GOT-TO-GO clearance — once they’re gone, they’re gone.

⚠️ PLEASE CHOOSE CAREFULLY:
All clearance items are FINAL SALE and cannot be returned or exchanged, including for incorrect size or change of mind. Please check sizing and product details carefully before ordering.

🛒 Run, little legs. RUN. 🌭💨

21/08/2026

🎃 THE COUNTDOWN IS ON! 🎃

Pre-orders for the Lazy Doxie CoHalloween sets open in under 1 hour! 👻🧡

Use code WIENERCREW-15 at checkout to score 15% OFF your order! 🐾

And there’s even more exciting news… 👀🎃

We’ll have ONE of these amazing Halloween sets up for grabs for everyone who pre-purchases a ticket to our Halloweenie event on November 1st! 🧡🐶

So what are you waiting for? Get your ticket, get your Halloween set and you could be taking home an extra spooky surprise! 🎃✨

What a pawfect reason to pre-purchase your tickets! 🐾

20/08/2026

🎃 THE HALLOWEENIE COUNTDOWN IS ON… ☠️🌭

Our VERY LIMITED EDITION HALLOWEENIE Collection opens for pre-order TOMORROW — and our email subscribers are getting first dibs. 👀

📧 EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS — CHECK YOUR INBOX!
Your exclusive early-access email has already been sent today. Find it, save it and keep that link handy — we won’t be sending it again!

🦇 SUBSCRIBER EARLY ACCESS: 5PM AWST tomorrow
👻 PUBLIC ACCESS: 5PM AWST, 22nd August — if there’s anything left…

This is one of our most limited drops yet, with NO RESTOCK planned once it’s gone.

🎃 Halloweenie Harness Sets — XS + S only
👻 Halloweenie Bandanas
🦴 Halloweenie Blankets
☠️ Skeleton Doxie Charm + Pin Sets
🌭 Skeleton Doxie Toys
🪦 And the ultimate HALLOWEENIE BONE-ANZA BUNDLE — one of EVERYTHING!

Quantities are VERY limited, particularly our Harness Sets and Bone-anza Bundles, so if you’ve got your eye on something… don’t sleep on it. 💀

Subscribers: go find that email NOW and save it somewhere safe. Your Halloweenie awaits… 🎃🌭☠️