10/08/2026
My pup is convinced I’m the greatest person in the world.
I feed him, give him water, open the door, take him outside, pick up his poo, and pay for his entire lifestyle.
Then I leave the house for 20 minutes and come back…
and he acts like I’ve returned from fighting in a war.
Meanwhile, if I go to the toilet without him, he looks at me like:
“After everything we’ve been through… you’re really going in there alone?”