03/09/2026
🦎💚 TEMPORARY RESIDENT ALERT — MEET SPIKE 💚🦎
There's one more little face temporarily joining the Shed Happens household… although this distinguished gentleman is very much already spoken for. 😂
Meet Spike!
Spike belongs to one of our amazing team members, Crystal, who has been taking incredible care of him after purchasing him from an elderly lady who had been living in a nursing home with this old boy.
Spike is approximately 13 years old, and let me tell you…
He has absolutely perfected the Bearded Dragon art of sassy side-eye, judgement and looking at you like every decision you've ever made has personally disappointed him. 😂
Unfortunately, our elderly gentleman has gotten himself into a little bit of trouble.
Since coming to live with Crystal, Spike was finally moved into an appropriately sized enclosure.
Apparently, after discovering that he suddenly had all this room for activities, Spike decided that ZOOMIES WERE 1000% CALLED FOR. 🏃♂️💨🦎
Sir.
You are approximately 13.
Please act accordingly. 😂
Unfortunately, his newfound enthusiasm resulted in a break in his tail and a small wound, which has developed an infection.
Thankfully, there is some really good news!
He's been assessed and the infection hasn't reached the bone, so at this stage there is no need to amputate his tail. 🙌💚
Instead, our little old man needs antibiotics and topical cream while everything heals.
He'll also be on a strict, appropriately balanced diet — something Crystal is already doing beautifully — with a few additional supplements to help address what he's lacking and get him to where he needs to be to thrive, not just get by.
So for the moment, Spike is having himself a little Shed Happens holiday while we help get him back on track. 💚
So for the moment, Spike is having himself a little Shed Happens holiday while we help get him back on track. 💚
I do want to make one thing really clear with Spike's story though.
Temporary care like this is not a service Shed Happens offers to the general public.
Spike is receiving temporary care because he belongs to one of our own team members, Crystal, who has already been providing him with appropriate care and actively addressing his needs. We're simply working together as a team to give the old boy what he needs while he recovers.
Shed Happens will absolutely help people who are struggling, and there will never be judgement towards someone who recognises they can no longer provide what their reptile needs and chooses to surrender them.
However, Shed Happens is not a free veterinary treatment or boarding service.
I don't want there to ever be an expectation that an animal can come into our care after being neglected, abused, harmed or left without necessary treatment, have Shed Happens take responsibility for their veterinary care and rehabilitation, and then simply be demanded back once they're healthy again.
Our priority will always be the welfare of the animal.
Spike's situation is different. He has a committed owner who is already doing the right things for him, and this is simply our little team helping one another. 💚
So everyone say hello to Spike — our approximately 13-year-old, judgemental, side-eyeing, geriatric zoomies champion. 😂🦎
Please send thoughts and prayers for the humans currently being subjected to his judgement.
And Spike…
maybe no more parkour for a little while, mate. 😂💚